Product Information

Everything you see here is currently available in five different formats:

- posters (5 sizes)

- posters with accompanying frame (5 sizes)

- stretched canvas prints with frame (5 sizes)

- t-shirts

- coffee mugs


All posters are giclée fine-art prints on acid-free, museum-quality 170 gsm/65 lb paper, done by a printing house local to you, through Gelato. Glossy finish and more premium papers are available on request. The watermark is not printed on the final product. Please note that any paper-printed product will not exactly replicate the brightness of images on your back-lit computer screen.
Five paper sizes are available: 8x12”, 12x16”, 16x20”, 18x24”, and 24x36". Note these are PAPER sizes, not images sizes! I'll scale the image to fit paper size with a white border to facilitate framing (vertical side borders will most likely be thicker than top and bottom horizontal borders, because most of these images are tall and slender). Images have some grain and pixelation – but that’s intentional.


With option, you receive the same poster as described above, but it comes accompanied with a matching frame, in the same 5 sizes
           - 8 x 12"
           - 12 x 16”
           - 16 x 20"
           - 18 x 24"
           - 24 x 36"

They arrive together, but you'll need to insert the poster into the frame yourself (think of the IKEA process). Frames are:
- Lightweight 1-2 cm (0.4-0.8") thick, black
- Shatterproof, transparent plexiglass
- Includes hanging kit, to hang in both portrait and landscape orientations.

The frames come pre-packed with corners and film and then packed in a box with strong edges to protect the frames. I-beams are used in addition, to give the package additional sturdiness and for multi-item orders. The posters are packaged separately in an inner paperboard folder.

Plexiglass used in frames may also carry a protective film but this is often applied to both the front and the back of the glass. This often has a blue hue to it. These protective films can be mistaken for scratches, bubbles, or a colored cast to a print/glass - so don't forget to remove them before hanging!


As above, with the same sizes. Ready to hang! Again, as above, these will arrive with thin borders of blank white on the left and right verticals of the canvas, since the dimensions of the images are very slender and I don't want to distort anything to stretch it out to the standard frame dimensions.


T-shirts are available in the following sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL (slight premium), 3XL (additional slight premium).

They’re also all available in a range of standard t-shirt colours: White; Light Grey; Military Green; Charcoal; Grey Heather; Red; Brown; Black; Dark Navy Blue.

These are classic unisex t-shirts that work well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves:
- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque

- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% ring-spung cotton
- Fiber content may vary by color



Available on request!

Detailed answers to most common questions

Posters! Absolutely posters, never actual books. I know they might look like book covers, but that's the joke: these are song titles made to look like books, or magazines, or movies, or vintage ads. But they're not. Please grasp this fact: you're buying a poster (paper, framed, on canvas, or on a Sonos speaker cover), and not a paperback novel written by your favourite artist or band.

Your poster/s will not arrive with the purple ovals - they're only there in an effort to keep some of the more aggressive lawyers at bay. You can probably figure out what's under them, anyway -- but if you're in doubt, please email me as ask for more information. A 'redaction' is usually a big black bar through classified or sensitive information, so here it's used in the same way.

It is! We use a global fulfillment company that enables us to print at a printing company local to you, in 32 countries, and then shipped to you from there. It's fast, and all shipping costs are baked into the price you see here. It also means no import or customs fees.

If you need something expedited, then please message me before you buy - there are several super-fast shipping options available (up to overnight) with corresponding premiums.

Ah, my #1 challenge. The paper sizes here are standard, but the images I use are not - in fact, they're not even the same from print from print. Most of my posters use real, vintage paperback novel covers as their base visual, and they're notoriously tall and thin, which means the horizontal top/bottom borders on the printed page are going to be thinner than the vertical side borders, which are thicker. It's perfectly normal and necessary, otherwise the image will looked stretched and wrong.

If you're dead-set on having a photograph-style print, with the images stretched to fit the absolute maximum space on the page, then please reach out to me and we can work together to reach a solution.

Absolutely! I'm happy to take on requests for any song you like. As long as you're content for it to join the rest of my catalogue, the prices will be the same for everything else I sell - no premium or extra. Just send me a message with your idea, and we'll chat. If you want an exclusive commission, though - something that won't be available to the public - then send me a message so we can figure that out offline: it's certainly possible, but will involve a premium cost.

Yes I can - no problem. Ping me your request and we'll figure it out. In 99% of cases, there's no extra cost involved in making that happen for you.